I feel like I should make a list of how many people are scared of Sif by now, because the number just keeps growing and it just amuses me more and more
"I like it smooth, makes foreplay all the better. Drink the damn coffee if it’ll calm you down."
"Do not tell me what to do. Especially not when you’re talking about foreplay in the same conversation."
[whines louder] Sif I’m hungry and bored and broke my last antler chew.
Well then why don’t you do something about it instead? I don’t provide for you.